Sensible Gun Control

Great Idea! Why didn’t I think of this?

In 1865 a DEMOCRAT shot and killed Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States.

In 1881 a left wing radical DEMOCRAT shot James Garfield, President of the United States who later died from the wound.

In 1963 a RADICAL LEFT WING SOCIALIST (obviously a DEMOCRAT) shot and killed John F. Kennedy, President of the United States.

In 1975 a left wing radical DEMOCRAT fired shots at Gerald Ford, President of the United States.

In 1983 a registered DEMOCRAT shot and wounded Ronald Reagan, President of the United States.

In 1984 James Hubert, a disgruntled DEMOCRAT, shot and killed 22 people in a McDonalds restaurant.

In 1986 Patrick Sherrill, a disgruntled DEMOCRAT, shot and killed 15 people in an Oklahoma post office.

In 1990 James Pough, a disgruntled DEMOCRAT, shot and killed 10 people at a GMAC office.

In 1991 George Hennard, a disgruntled DEMOCRAT, shot and killed 23 people in a Luby’s cafeteria.

In 1995 James Daniel Simpson, a disgruntled DEMOCRAT, shot and killed 5 coworkers in a Texas laboratory.

In 1999 Larry Asbrook, a disgruntled DEMOCRAT, shot and killed 8 people at a church service.

In 2001 a left wing radical DEMOCRAT fired shots at the White House in a failed attempt to kill George W. Bush, President of the US.

In 2003 Douglas Williams, a disgruntled DEMOCRAT, shot and killed 7 people at a Lockheed Martin plant.

In 2007 a registered DEMOCRAT named Seung – Hui Cho, shot and killed 32 people in Virginia Tech.

In 2010 a mentally ill registered DEMOCRAT named Jared Lee Loughner, shot Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and killed 6 others.

In 2011 a registered DEMOCRAT named James Holmes, went into a movie theater and shot and killed 12 people.

In 2012 Andrew Engeldinger, a disgruntled DEMOCRAT, shot and killed 7 people in Minneapolis.

In 2013 a registered DEMOCRAT named Adam Lanza, shot and killed 26 people in a school in Newtown, CT.

As recently as Sept 2013, an angry DEMOCRAT shot 12 at a Navy ship yard.

One could go on, but you get the point, even if the media does not.

Clearly, there is a problem with DEMOCRATS and guns.

Not one NRA member, Tea Party member, or REPUBLICAN conservative was involved in any of these shootings and murders (except as a target!).

SOLUTION: It should be illegal for DEMOCRATS to own guns.

Best idea I’ve heard to date!