Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags, because plastic bags are not good for the environment. The woman apologized to the young girl and explained, “We didn’t have this ‘green thing’ back in my earlier Continue reading The “Green Thing”
Students at a high school were assigned to read 2 books, ”Titanic” and ”My Life” by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the priceless proposition that they were nearly identical stories. His teacher gave him an A for this report. “Titanic”: Cost – $29.99 “Clinton”: Continue reading High School Book Report
By Jeff Foxworthy: If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining Continue reading You Might Live In A Nation Founded By Geniuses But Run By Idiots
Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember Continue reading Don’t Mess With Santa. Seriously….
Quote of the day, no, of the week, make that a month, Yet, it probably is the quote of the year! No, DECADE. Wait a minute. It’s the greatest quote EVER! When asked of her accomplishments as Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton answered : “My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, Continue reading Huh?? What Did Hillary Say??
8 year old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school. “What’s your name?”, asked the teacher. “Mohammad,” he replied. “You’re in Ireland now,” replied the teacher. “So from now on you will be known as Mike.” Mohammad returned home after school. “How was your day, Mohammad?”, his Continue reading Becoming An Irishman